الفتح الربانی
Al-Fath al-Rabbani
كِتَابُ آفَاتِ اللَّسَانِ
Book of the Afflictions of the Tongue
بَابُ مَا جَاءَ فِي الْمِزَاحِ وَالتَّرْهِيبِ مِنَ الْكَذِبِ فيه
Chapter on what has been narrated regarding joking and warning against lying in it
Hadith Number: 9920
عن انس بن مالك رضي الله عنه ان رجلا اتى النبي صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم فاستحمله فقال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم إنا حاملوك على ولد ناقة قال يا رسول الله ما اصنع بولد ناقة فقال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم وهل تلد الإبل إلا النوق
It is narrated from Sayyiduna Anas (may Allah be pleased with him) that a man came to the Noble Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) and asked him for a mount. The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said: We will mount you on the offspring of a she-camel. He said: O Messenger of Allah! What will I do with the offspring of a she-camel? The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said: Oh, camels are only born of she-camels.
تخریج الحدیث:
حكم: اسناده صحيح
Hadith Number: 9921
عن ام سلمة رضي الله عنها ان ابا بكر رضي الله عنه خرج تاجرا إلى بصرى ومعه نعيمان وسويبط بن حرملة وكلاهما بدري وكان سويبط على الزاد فجاءه نعيمان فقال اطعمني فقال لا حتى ياتي ابو بكر وكان نعيمان رجلا مضحاكا مزاحا فقال لاغيظنك فجاء إلى اناس جلبوا ظهرا فقال ابتاعوا مني غلاما عربيا فارها وهو ذو لسان ولعله يقول انا حر فإن كنتم تاركيه لذلك فدعوني لا تفسدوا علي غلامي فقالوا بل نبتاعه منك بعشر قلائص فاقبل بها يسوقها واقبل بالقوم حتى عقلها ثم قال للقوم دونكم هو هذا فجاء القوم فقالوا قد اشتريناك قال سويبط هو كاذب انا رجل حر فقالوا قد اخبرنا خبرك وطرحوا الحبل في رقبته فذهبوا به فجاء ابو بكر فاخبر فذهب هو واصحاب له فردوا القلائص واخذوه فضحك منها النبي صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم واصحابه حولا
It is narrated from Sayyida Umm Salama (may Allah be pleased with her) that Sayyiduna Abu Bakr (may Allah be pleased with him) set out towards Busra for trade. Sayyiduna Nu’aiman and Sayyiduna Suwaybit (may Allah be pleased with them both) were also with him; both were participants of Badr. The provisions for the journey were with Sayyiduna Suwaybit (may Allah be pleased with him). Sayyiduna Nu’aiman (may Allah be pleased with him) came to him and said: Feed me. He replied: No, not until Sayyiduna Abu Bakr (may Allah be pleased with him) returns. Sayyiduna Nu’aiman was a man who used to make people laugh a lot and was fond of joking. So he said: I will certainly, certainly make you angry. Then he went to some people who were passing by with their mounts and said to them: Buy from me a clever and active Arab slave. However, he is sharp-tongued; it is possible that he will say that he is a free man. If you are going to let him go because of this statement, then leave the deal altogether and do not spoil my slave for me. They said: No, rather we will buy him from you for ten she-camels. So Sayyiduna Nu’aiman (may Allah be pleased with him) brought his companion, dragged him, and tied him up in front of the people and said to them: Here he is, this is the slave. So the people came and said to him: We have bought you. Sayyiduna Suwaybit (may Allah be pleased with him) said: He is lying, I am a free man. They said: He has already told us everything about you. Then they put a rope around his neck and took him away. Meanwhile, Sayyiduna Abu Bakr (may Allah be pleased with him) arrived and was informed of the incident. So he and his companions went, returned their she-camels, and took him back. The Noble Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) and the Companions laughed at this incident for a whole year.
تخریج الحدیث:
حكم: اسناده ضعيف لضعف زمعة بن صالح
Hadith Number: 9922
عن عبد الحميد بن صيفي عن ابيه عن جده قال إن صهيبا رضي الله عنه قدم على النبي صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم وبين يديه تمر وخبز فقال ادن فكل فاخذ ياكل من التمر فقال له النبي صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم إن بعينك رمدا فقال يا رسول الله إنما آكل من الناحية الاخرى قال فتبسم رسول الله صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم
Abdul Hameed bin Saifi narrates from his father, and he from his grandfather, that Sayyiduna Suhaib (may Allah be pleased with him) came to the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him), and in front of him were placed dry dates and bread. The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him) said: Come closer and eat. So he began to eat, then the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him) said to him: Indeed, your eye is ill. He said: O Messenger of Allah! I eat from the other side. Upon hearing this, the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings be upon him) smiled.
تخریج الحدیث:
حكم: اسناده محتمل للتحسين